elrow Town population set to increase
elrow Town have launched a campaign for official town status
In an open letter to Mayor of London Sadiq Khan, elrow Town have launched a campaign for official town status, during the 2 days it runs at London’s Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park on Saturday 18th and Sunday 19th August 2018.
Impassioned to spread their core values of social diversity, unbounded fun and (biodegradable) confetti across the capital, elrow Town have launched a petition where elrowers from across the UK to join Rowgelia and elrow Town’s colourful citizens in showing support for the campaign.
elrow Town’s resident doctor of Science, Dott Hoffmann, has calculated that an expected population boom in August of 17,500%, will place elrow Town’s population ahead of Canning Town, Enfield Town, Kentish Town and Camden Town. Making it London’s largest, happiest and most colourful towns. He predicts that the intense happiness created by this increase will send a jazillion volt wave of good vibes across the capital, benefitting Londoners far and wide.
Those wishing to show their support and join the campaign can sign the open letter to Sadiq Kahn by clicking here.
Join elrow Town’s population boom by following this link:
Saturday 18th & Sunday 19th August 2018 | Queen Elizabeth Olympic, London